Danielle Sharp and Lucy Collett share space in boob-osphere.

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My world has always had infinite space for boobs, or so that’s how I felt until I saw these Danielle Sharp and Lucy Collett boob mashing pictures. The boob mashing topless pictures took place for Nuts, and they made my nuts. I mean my day. Jesus, I feel disgusting and too intimate with you all right now. But it’s true. About my “day,” that is. Well, it’s true about the other as well, who am I to lie to you? You are going to see the same pictures, you will have to see the truth. Handle the truth, because the truth is awesome.

Lucy Collett, winner of the UK’s Page 3 Idol contest. Danielle Sharp, some chick with really big boobs to match Lucy’s, rubbed together in a delicious photoshoot. This photoshoot is so heavenly it makes me want to attend morning service and tell Jesus that I love him for creating the Internet. What would life be without the Internet? Dull. Mundane. Unsexy. Those are the words that come to my mind. My God these pictures make me horny. While looking at these pictures (for the 90th time) I can’t help but wonder if it’s just too much sexy boobs, like I keep waiting for them to explode into a fire of hedonistic flames.

Enjoy Lucy Collett and Danielle Sharp’s mashed up boob pictures for Nuts. How could you not?

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Britney Spears gets mad, walks out of X Factor.

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Britney Spears wanted to make a point that she is back and not the same ole country girl that we knew before. So, she promptly walked off the set of X Factor when a potential contestant apparently didn’t live up to her expectations when singing her song.

via TMZ: Britney Spears walked off the set of “X Factor” moments ago … and according to several people in the audience, she was upset after a contestant butchered her song, “Hold It Against Me.”
Britney did not come back immediately … and four contestants auditioned in front of the remaining judges … and an empty seat.

So this begs the question, how does one butcher “Baby One More Time?” Most of her songs come pre-butchered and pre-annoying. It’s like teeny bop music, lets keep things in perspective here, Britney. It’s going to be a long season for X Factor, in fact, I am predicting more meltdowns than when Paula Abdul and her pharmacy purse were on American Idol. If Britney can’t even take the damn auditions, how the hell is she going to take on the full show? Oh wait, she has 24 diet cokes having her back… Thing is, I am looking forward to this. She looks hot again, so this will be one hot mess.You go girl, I’m loving it. So how long until Britney is banging a show contestant? Or does she go the J-Lo route? So many hot mess options it’s tough to project the future.

Here are some Britney pictures in a tight lavender dress. Lavender is my favorite dress color, by the way.

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Britney Spears gets mad, walks out of X Factor.

britney spears,X Factor, tight dress

Britney Spears wanted to make a point that she is back and not the same ole country girl that we knew before. So, she promptly walked off the set of X Factor when a potential contestant apparently didn’t live up to her expectations when singing her song.

via TMZ: Britney Spears walked off the set of “X Factor” moments ago … and according to several people in the audience, she was upset after a contestant butchered her song, “Hold It Against Me.”
Britney did not come back immediately … and four contestants auditioned in front of the remaining judges … and an empty seat.

So this begs the question, how does one butcher “Baby One More Time?” Most of her songs come pre-butchered and pre-annoying. It’s like teeny bop music, lets keep things in perspective here, Britney. It’s going to be a long season for X Factor, in fact, I am predicting more meltdowns than when Paula Abdul and her pharmacy purse were on American Idol. If Britney can’t even take the damn auditions, how the hell is she going to take on the full show? Oh wait, she has 24 diet cokes having her back… Thing is, I am looking forward to this. She looks hot again, so this will be one hot mess.You go girl, I’m loving it. So how long until Britney is banging a show contestant? Or does she go the J-Lo route? So many hot mess options it’s tough to project the future.

Here are some Britney pictures in a tight lavender dress. Lavender is my favorite dress color, by the way.

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Jenna Jameson gets a DUI. Involves Pole. Metaphors in overdrive.

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Jenna Jameson got tagged by the pokey for a DUI.

via TMZ: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the porn queen was involved in a single car accident at around 1:30 AM after her car struck a pole.
According to our sources, Jameson showed signs of possibly being under the influence of alcohol and was given a field sobriety test . We’re told she was subsequently arrested for misdemeanor suspicion of DUI.

See, this is what happens when you stop with oxycontin! You get DUI’s! Tito Ortiz may armbar her for this. Ok, I will stop, I am being very unclassy now. So anyways, her car struck a pole, maybe she thought she was somewhere else? Jesus, I can’t stop. It’s like an obsession to say trashy things. I feel like I am normally totally classy and sophisticated.  What is the deal with celebs and DUI’s? Seriously, I am broke and I always find a way to sucker my friends into driving. If I were rich, I would have a driver at all times. His name would be Mr. Bankshire. He would wear a suit and drive me around in a pimped out Escalade. See, I have thought this through. Here’s a tip Jenna, why don’t you think this through also? This post hurts me, I need some oxycontin, stat.

Here are some pictures of Jenna Jameson in a sexy tight dress at her 38th birthday party back in April. You can see Tito Ortiz beefcaking out in the background. I’m flexing right now.

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Britney Spears has one hell of a rider for X-Factor

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Britney Spears is back to being hot, as you will see in these sexy pictures of her in a tight dress. But with hotness, comes maintenance on the higher, more involved, J-Lo level. Check this out.

via Contactmusic: The ‘Toxic’ singer – who has signed a $15 million deal to join the panel of the US version of the show alongside Demi Lovato – has made a number of backstage demands, including six cases of Diet Coke containing 24 cans, which must be replenished every week.
She also wants 10 snack size bags of Doritos for her and her team a day, 12 vases of magnolia blossoms in her dressing room, 10 pieces of chicken and four pints of potato salad every week.
According to LOOK magazine, Britney – who is engaged to Jason Trawick – also requires a beauty team which includes a personal manicurist, a facialist and a massage therapist.

That’s great, although she left out a bowl of only red M&Ms, I mean why not go all the way. Speaking of all the way, I’d go all the way with the new X-Factor Britney and her 300 diet cokes and Louisiana trailer pulled up at the studio. I mean, it has to be a down home trailer, right? When I say “all the way,” I mean sex. Not sure how clear that was in the first place.

My morning rider consist of more Britney Spears in a tight dress with her boobs hanging out. But I am a bit of a less complex creature. Also you if you notice, Britney is getting paid. A lot. $15 million. Girl is back. She can certainly afford as many diet cokes as she’d like to have. I also note the beauty team. Solid move. I need a beauty team myself. I would like them to just follow me around all day beautying me up. Like right before I go into the DMV: beauty team prepping me up. People would think I am awesome. I may go have a diet coke now, why the hell not? Enjoy all the Britney Spears pictures of her wearing a tight dress.

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Jordan Carver boobs in a lingerie shoot

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Good morning world, Jordan Carver’s boobs have a message for you: They are big, bold, beautiful, luscious. These sexy picture are from a Jordan Carver photoshoot. I have no idea which place the photoshoot is for, nor do I care. All I care about is a breakfast of some potatoes, fruit and a side of amazing boobs. There is so much cleavage here I feel like it may actually have it’s own ecosystem and all. There could be an entire tribe of nudist and swingers living inside of that cleavage, at least that’s what I’d like to think. Actually I’d like to think of those boobs hanging out in the buff as my extra side of breakfast.

If you want more Jordan Carver, I suggest you follow her on Twitter. @jordancarver. She constantly post pictures of her boobs. Pretty much every picture of Jordan Carver involves her boobs, because it’s impossible for them not to.

Hey all, it’s Friday. Check out these Jordan Carver lingerie pictures and have the greatest day ever. Take the boobs by the horns. That didn’t make sense, which means I am out of material.

 

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Jordan Carver boobs in a lingerie shoot

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Good morning world, Jordan Carver’s boobs have a message for you: They are big, bold, beautiful, luscious. These sexy picture are from a Jordan Carver photoshoot. I have no idea which place the photoshoot is for, nor do I care. All I care about is a breakfast of some potatoes, fruit and a side of amazing boobs. There is so much cleavage here I feel like it may actually have it’s own ecosystem and all. There could be an entire tribe of nudist and swingers living inside of that cleavage, at least that’s what I’d like to think. Actually I’d like to think of those boobs hanging out in the buff as my extra side of breakfast.

If you want more Jordan Carver, I suggest you follow her on Twitter. @jordancarver. She constantly post pictures of her boobs. Pretty much every picture of Jordan Carver involves her boobs, because it’s impossible for them not to.

Hey all, it’s Friday. Check out these Jordan Carver lingerie pictures and have the greatest day ever. Take the boobs by the horns. That didn’t make sense, which means I am out of material.

 

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Britney Spears has one hell of a rider for X-Factor

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Britney Spears is back to being hot, as you will see in these sexy pictures of her in a tight dress. But with hotness, comes maintenance on the higher, more involved, J-Lo level. Check this out.

via Contactmusic: The ‘Toxic’ singer – who has signed a $15 million deal to join the panel of the US version of the show alongside Demi Lovato – has made a number of backstage demands, including six cases of Diet Coke containing 24 cans, which must be replenished every week.
She also wants 10 snack size bags of Doritos for her and her team a day, 12 vases of magnolia blossoms in her dressing room, 10 pieces of chicken and four pints of potato salad every week.
According to LOOK magazine, Britney – who is engaged to Jason Trawick – also requires a beauty team which includes a personal manicurist, a facialist and a massage therapist.

That’s great, although she left out a bowl of only red M&Ms, I mean why not go all the way. Speaking of all the way, I’d go all the way with the new X-Factor Britney and her 300 diet cokes and Louisiana trailer pulled up at the studio. I mean, it has to be a down home trailer, right? When I say “all the way,” I mean sex. Not sure how clear that was in the first place.

My morning rider consist of more Britney Spears in a tight dress with her boobs hanging out. But I am a bit of a less complex creature. Also you if you notice, Britney is getting paid. A lot. $15 million. Girl is back. She can certainly afford as many diet cokes as she’d like to have. I also note the beauty team. Solid move. I need a beauty team myself. I would like them to just follow me around all day beautying me up. Like right before I go into the DMV: beauty team prepping me up. People would think I am awesome. I may go have a diet coke now, why the hell not? Enjoy all the Britney Spears pictures of her wearing a tight dress.

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Michelle Rodriguez christens the country of France with her bikini body.

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Talk about the perfect blend of sexy and scarey, that’s what these Michelle Rodriguez pictures are. Sexy because her hard bikini body rocks. Scarey because she keeps jumping from things and I keep getting scared she may hurt herself.

Then again, the consummate opportunist in me thinks I do give some damn good CPR. Because that’s how I roll, always ready and willing to throw down a little tongue protruding CPR on a hot actress in a bikini on a beach that has fallen and can’t get up. I am a trained professional. My training includes rigorous run throughs using a blowup Hustler doll that I got at a garage sale in Downtown LA. If that’s not sacraficing for the greater good, I just don’t know what is then. A used blowup doll. I make out with it. All to save lives in the event that a bikini model takes a nasty tumble. My mission is clear, folks: Save bikini models lives. One day I will be called upon to do a great favor for the world, and because of Betsy (the garage sale doll’s name), I will be ready to take on the favor like a soldier storming the beaches of Normandy. Only this would be the beaches of Cannes or Malibu and there wouldn’t be gun fire, mostly just security likely attempting to escort me from the state ran beach.

But that’s neither here nor there. Please enjoy Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini.

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Audrina Patridge, still rocking in a bikini (sexy post)

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Well first it was Heidi Montag and her plastic boobs making an appearance again, now it’s time for a little Audrina Patridge bikini time. Ah how I so miss The Hills! Crappy prewritten reality TV, chick fights, shallow conversations, and just basic television garbage. Oh, and most importantly, super hot chicks in bikinis. Audrina Patridge is definitely a favorite bikini girl of mine, seriously, check her out. She was replaced by Kate Upton in the Carl’s JR commercials (fair enough I’d say) but Audrina’s curves still got it. I guess when your claim to fame resume is a scripted reality show, TV jobs might be slower to come knocking, so that means just lots of time at the beach. In a bikini.

That’s what I’d do.

Well, you know what I mean. I wouldn’t exactly wear a bikini. Or if I did, you wouldn’t know about it because that is something I’d do in my secret Ninja life.

Enjoy Audrina Patridge in a bikini. I need to go change.

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