Vida Guerra’s Ass is Special

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Vida Guerra has an ass to die for, a pretty face and a nice set of titties. So I keep on wondering why she isn’t more popular? It’s not like you have to be ultra talented to be someone in Hollywood nowadays. You just need to have something special. And an ass the size of Vida Guerra’s is definitely special.

May be she needs to show a lot more than she has so far. As you can see in these pictures, Vida is already showing a lot, but don’t you think we should encourage her to drop the little bit of bikini bottoms she’s got on and put that round, hard, abundant, smooth ass on display, in lieu of increasing her popularity?

Paris Hilton’s Vagina… a Stashing Place?

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A friend of Paris Hilton told IUC this week that the blonde heiress is fond of using her vagina as a stashing place. The friend, code-named “Carolina” said:

That’s why the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom. She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes.

To top it off, “Caroline” added:

Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rockstar. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It’s time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she’s not 21 anymore.

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

Khloe Kardashian has a Nice Vagina

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Apparently Khloe Kardashian has a nice vagina, at least that’s what her older sister Kim says during their weekly episode of Keeping With The Kardashians. During Khloe’s first pussy lasering adventure, Kim Kardashian, who was laying in the same room, commented on her vagina, praising its beauty:

Kim: “You have a better, like, looking vagina than I thought.”

Khloe: “What? What did you think my vagina was going to look like?”

Kim: “I don’t know, I never looked at your vagina, I thought it was, like, a shaved rashy vagina.”

Khloe: “I have a nice ass, too.”

Some may think that’s too much information when it comes to Khloe Kardashian, but it makes me look at her in a new light.

Katy Perry Areola Slip

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Katy Perry may not want to show her tits, but she’s doing her darnest to. Here she was, singing at some club this past weekend while wearing one of her famous cleavage-showing tops, when one of her tits slipped a little bit. No nipple showed and all we got to see was part of Katy Perry’s areola, but with tits like hers, that’s one tremendous view. Remember, this is Katy Perry we’re talking about here, the owner of Earth’s best natural tits. So while we patiently wait for an inevitable Katy Perry nipple slip, here is her first ever areola slip. Not bad for an otherwise boring Wednesday.

Lindsay Lohan Shows her Nipples

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We all knew it wouldn’t take Lindsay Lohan long to show her nipples after being released from rehab, but wow, the rush to do so has really blown us all.

So here is our favorite celebrity turned jail meat turned celebrity again, walking around in Los Angeles wearing a see thru top paired by her customary lack of a bra. If you notice, this is the most transparent top Lindsay Lohan has worn in a long time, so you gotta wonder if she’s in dire need of a good fuck and is showing her assets trying to hook any guy or girl into fucking her.

Jennifer Aniston Topless? Finally!

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Have you been waiting to see Jennifer Aniston topless? Then your dream (and mine) is about to come true, because the star of Marley and Me has agreed to show her tits in her upcoming movie Wanderlust.

According to Hollywood Life:

In the film, which begins shooting this fall, Jen and Paul Rudd play Linda and George, a happily married couple who can no longer afford to live in Manhattan when George loses his job. En route to live with his brother in Atlanta, the pair stop overnight at an inn – which really happens to be a commune – and decide to live their lives as freeloading hippies for awhile.

What does that entail? Prepare yourself: you’ve definitely never seen Jennifer Aniston like THIS before. For starters, the 41-year-old actress goes full frontal! Yup, that’s right – while protesting a new Wal-mart, Jen rips off her shirt and goes topless to stop a slew of bulldozers! Secondly, she takes the term ‘free love’ VERY literally. Not only does she sleep with every other guy on the commune, but she has a threesome with two WOMEN, one of whom happens to be pregnant!

Wow, that movie sounds like a real winner; I’d dare say Oscar material!

Paris Hilton Arrested

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Paris Hilton was arrested on the night of Friday the 26th while cruising along Las Vegas strip, for possession of cocaine. Apparently officers stopped the vehicle Hilton was in, for eliciting suspicious marijuana smoke, and upon closer inspection, found cocaine on Paris herself.

It seems that Paris Hilton is back to her previous hard partying from about three years ago, when she ended up spending 23 days in jail for continuous substance abuse and driving under the influence. Back then, after being released from jail, she told Larry King that she wanted “help raise money for kids and for breast cancer and multiple sclerosis.” But those days are over, and Hilton is on a partying streak again: she was arrested in South Africa for marijuana consumption, then questioned in a Corsica airport for a similar reason and now this.

Karissa Shannon Sucking on a Big One

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Karissa Shannon is enjoying a new wave of fame after rumors of a sex tape involving her and Heidi Montag are becoming increasingly insistent.

As a smart girl she is, Karissa is taking advantage of her newly acquired celebrity status and seems to be everywhere nowadays. Here she is, at Millions of Milkshakes, Aubrey O’Day’s sweet business venture, stuffing her mouth with a banana, sprinkling chocolate over whipped cream and showing how round her ass is.

In the meantime, nobody has seen the sex tape, and people are starting to wonder if it really exists. I bet it does! Do you have any idea how many people in addition to Hugh Hefner, the Shannon Twins had to fuck to get to where they are? So why wouldn’t they lick Heidi Montag’s pussy as well? It’s all part of the job, ain’t it?

Hilary Duff Sells her Wedding and Honeymoon Photos

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OK! magazine paid Hilary Duff and her new husband hockey player Mike Comrie a million dollars for their exclusive wedding pictures, and now they’ve announced that they also own and will publish the couple’s honeymoon photos.

Sadly OK! magazine is not on the same boat as Playboy or Hustler, so these photos will be quite boring. Still we’ll get to enjoy some good shots of Hilary Duff in some sunny dresses, and may be, just may be, some bikini photos.

While we wait for the honeymoon photos to be released, here is one of Hilary on her way to a studio yesterday.

Sophie Monk Pussy Slip

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We don’t see as much of Sophie Monk as we wish, so it made my day when I got to the office today and saw these photos of this hot supermodel waiting for me on my desk. Upon close inspection (I always do that, looking for nipple slips or even a pussy slip), I realized that there’s something especial about these photos: you can almost see Sophie Monk’s pussy.

I know that “almost” only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades but let me tell you, this one is pretty close! So for those of my readers who would love to check out a Sophie Monk “almost” Pussy Slip, here are these photos.