Heidi Montag Wants to Reduce her Boobs

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Heidi Montag can’t make up her mind, and now she has decided she wants to make her boobs smaller. In an exclusive interview for Life & Style, the The Hills star said:

I’m desperate to go back to normal…I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.

She also added:

I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs. It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life. I feel trapped in my own body.

Heidi Montag’s plastic surgeon died in a car crash last week, leaving the actress pretty distressed, and making her having to shop for a new doctor. As long as she doesn’t try to have another ten surgeries the same day, she shouldn’t have a problem… there’s lots of docs out there who’d die to get their hands on Heidi Montag’s boobs!

Lindsay Lohan is a Free Woman

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Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab today, after serving just 23 days of her 90 day rehab sentence. What’s worse, she only served 13 days of her 90 day jail sentence. That’s the unfairness of life! When you’re young, hot and rich, you can get away with murder, but if you’re an average Joe, ugly and broke, you can count on the system to come down on you hard.

Anyway, here is Lindsay Lohan after escaping from the rehab center she stayed at, after UCLA Medical Center doctors felt that judge Marsha Revel’s sentence of 90 days was too harsh for her.

Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

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Britney Spears has bounced back like she was made of rubber. After being the undisputed princess of the 90′s, she plummeted in the early 2000′s thanks to a crappy marriage to a total douche bag, and now she’s back on top, looking as good as usual, and still having the same voice that made us all fall in love with her in the first place.

And to keep her re-gained fan base entertained, Britney has taken to walking around in a series of bikinis, flaunting her MILFy body and making us jealous of her very lucky bodyguards. Here she is, heading to the beach, escorted by a couple of muscular dudes, and wearing a tiny yellow bikini. So in a way, she’s showing a good amount of skin, while at the same time, she’s hiding the assets. Still, these are some nice Britney Spears bikini pictures, wouldn’t you agree?

Jennifer Aniston back with Courteney Cox

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Jennifer Aniston will reunite with her best female friend Courteney Cox this coming year, in their second acting job together since they became rich and famous playing respectively the roles of Rachael and Monica in the TV show Friends. This new engagement will be for Courtney’s show Cougar Town, and the episodes will be filmed starting very soon.

“She’s going to play Courteney’s shrink named Bonnie,” executive producer Bill Lawrence said. “Kind of a get-too-involved-in-her-life-type of therapist. Those guys are so close in real life they kind of do that for each other anyway. Bonnie has the life Jules wishes she has.”

And… while we wait for this great reunion, let’s enjoy this little bit of a Jennifer Aniston nipple slip.

Shakira shows her Ass Crack

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Shakira loves to shake her booty and she certainly does a great job of it. I have no doubt in my mind that when she gets on top of her boyfriend, she rocks his world and leaves him panting for air.

But let’s go back to what brought us here in the first place: Shakira’s butt and the fact that she just flashed some ass crack during the filming of her new music video. As you can see in these photos, the muscular Colombian singer and dancer had a little wardrobe malfunction while turning to do one of her signature moves and voila, her ass ended up showing. Personally I would’ve wished for a Shakira nipple slip, but hey, a Shakira ass slip is nothing to sneeze about!

Milla Jovovich Naked

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When looking for hot tough girls, look no further than the ultimate zombie killer: Milla Jovovich.

With her deep blue eyes and her tiny tits, this already 30 year old actress has one of the fittest bodies and best trimmed hard little butts in Hollywood. Apparently running for her life in all those Resident Evil movies has paid off for Milla Jovovich. Hell, if I had to continuously run, shoot and kick half dead people’s butts I’d be in great shape too. Come to think about it, that’s a good reason to start letting those zombies out: that 70% of the world’s population that is overweight (including me) will start shedding those extra pounds like if they were hot bricks.

Liz Hurley’s New Tits plus Upskirt Photo

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So Liz Hurley got her tits done… I’m not sure if I should be happy or sad about it. It makes me feel all warm inside to know that Liz’s tits are now as perky as they were twenty years ago, while I feel a pang of nostalgia for those times when celebrities’ boobs were 100% natural, and one could count on them to sag as God intended. Anyway, enough of my feelings about tits and let’s go back to Elizabeth Hurley’s tits, which is what this post is about anyway.

According to several British magazines, the beautiful mature model and star of the movie Bedazzled, just got her jugs perked up a month ago as a personal self gift for her birthday, at a clinic in London, making them a full size bigger and way, way higher.

And as a way to thank my readers for putting up with my natural versus enhanced tits dissertation, here is a bonus Elizabeth Hurley upskirt photo shot the same day.

Kim Kardashian’s Tits and Ass Tease on Twitter

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Kim Kardashian showed lots of skin to her Twitter followers when she posted a photo from her upcoming calendar, on her stream, teasing her more than four million fans.

The photo, which portrays the voluptuous socialite laying on a wet floor and thrusting her big boobs forward, was available for our viewing pleasure for only one night, since Kim Kardashian didn’t want to ruin the surprise. The image came accompanied by a brief comment that left her Twitter followers wanting for more:

new twitter background…its a sneak peak from an upcoming calendar shoot…it will be up only for one night!

Victoria Silvstedt Butt Crack and Bikini Pictures

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Victoria Silvstedt hasn’t been in anything lately, but she’s still a celebrity in and of her own right. With tits like hers, that’s an undisputable fact!

So here’s Vicky hanging out at Monaco’s own Monte Carlo Beach Club, and doing her thing plumber style, which by the way has become kind of her trademark. Every time we run into Victoria Silvstedt she’s showing her butt crack on or around a yacht. She must know a lot of guys with yachts who have a butt crack fantasy. Someone kind of like me. Except that I don’t have a yacht. May be I should buy myself a boat and lurk around Monaco. Oh, wait, I don’t think I could fit both Victoria Silvstedt and myself on the size boat I can afford!

Kelly Brook Naked in Love

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Love magazine knows how to make us love them, and their secret is no other than by bringing us Kelly Brook naked. That’s right, Kelly Brook and her amazing ass and tits posed in the buff for the high couture publication and the result is quite fulfilling as you can see.

Kelly Brook, who has appeared naked numerous times in the recent months and years, including a pussy-free Playboy pictorial, is showing that round booty of hers in Love, and sporting a new look: curly black locks, deeply made up eyes and bare lips. I don’t know about you, but I’ve always had a thing for bare lips. And bare butts. And Kelly Brooks. Hell, I just love this photo!