Rihanna’s behind the scenes of Harpers Bazaar photoshoot

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Rihanna worked on a photoshoot this weekend for Harper’s Bazaar. It was in Malibu, because that’s where all awesome and sexy photoshoots should happen, particularly on a summer Monday afternoon when all the Pepperdine girls are laying out on the beach reading some Hemingway as the sea gently whispers and the cool breeze purrs.

Oh man, what the hell is wrong with me? Sorry about that, sometimes I get a little caught up. I’m not even allowed in Malibu anymore. Probably because of the above excert.

Anyways, a photoshoot involving Rihanna would be hot even if it were in an Iowan cornfield during a tornado, because Rihanna is so hot and sexy that it doesn’t matter. These are pictures of people taking pictures of Rihanna for Harpers Bazaar’s latest spread. She’s like butter. Warm butter that melts in your mouth and goes down smooth. Especially a Rihanna in a hot nightgown number, sans Chris Brown. Nightgowns are awesome, they allow me to imagine things. Like me having a hot girlfriend like Rihanna.

Ok, ok, you guys get it, I love Rihanna. Something about those Dominican girls that I just can’t get enough of. Ok, enjoy the pictures, it’s time for me to try to sneak into Malibu for the afternoon. I have some studying to catch up on.

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Emma Glover, I’d follow her to class.

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For a while if you’d have asked me what UK model Emma Glover was packing, I’d have responded by telling you it’s clearly one of the best boob racks on planet model. But now? I’m not sure how I’d answer that question after seeing these Loaded magazine spread pictures of Emma sporting a backpack. What’s in the backpack can only be something more fantastic and more epic than when Indiana Jones opened the Arc for the first time. Rather than an Arc, I imagine glowing heavenly lights and more of Emma’s friends transporting upwards towards me and feeding me straight whip cream.

I love whip cream.

So back to the Loaded magazine pictorial here. The really awesome part is that she’s totally naked and the only thing she really covers are her nipples and that’s with the backpack straps, so in a way, that’s actually fair. She has an incredible butt.

If you are just getting back from church with the family, then this is the perfect update for you. Enjoy. And God Bless.

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Lindsay Lohan, another fight, just another night.

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Lindsay Lohan is doing her absolute best to make sure her probationary period is constantly in question. And apparently, she’s ruining her clubbing rep by bringing good ole’ dad to the club. Apparently Lindsay was at the Hollywood club, Smoke and Mirrors, which is located in The Standard Hotel, when Lindsay thought some girl bumped her and she got all hard and ghetto on the girl. Lindsay of course had to make sure her street cred wasn’t challenged by someone getting away with a dirty bump. But of course, Lindsay forgot that her club cred was going to take a dump when she brought papa Lohan to the club.

Via TMZ: We’re told the girl was hanging out at the booth next to Lindsay’s … when Lohan tapped her on the shoulder aggressively and asked, “Did you bump into me?”
The girl denied the bump … and suggested the real culprit could have been one of the guys in Lindsay’s group. She then pointed to one of the men.
Lindsay replied, “That’s my dad … why would he bump me?”
The girl shot back, “You go clubbing with your dad?”
That’s when Lindsay snapped … so says the witness … who claims Lindsay began cussing at the girl and then threw a drink at her face.

This incident sounds like someone took the show My Sweet Sixteen and dumped it in the middle of Jersey Housewives. It’s not like Lindsay to let anyone have a bump from her in a club, either. Get it? Bump. Club. Lindsay Lohan. Amanda Bynes. Oh wait, did I just say that? Amanda is going to be really upset at me.

Its really great to see Lindsay doing the best she can to be a model clubbing citizen, lets just hope her nightclub rep doesn’t take anymore hits. Its hot in LA this week, therefore I present thee with pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s cleavage at a gas station, shaded by a stupid old woman’s plantation hat.

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Jennifer Nicole Lee, another Friday, another hard body workout.

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Former fattie Jennifer Nicole Lee held another public workout this week in Miami. And I just brightened your Friday by posting them today. I mean, before looking at Jennifer’s tight ass and washboard abs, you were probably just sipping on coffee thinking “oh man just 7 hours and 59 minutes to go,” right? Well then I came along and saved your morning by posting these delightfully sultry pictures of Jennifer Nicole Lee wearing a Lethal Weapon half shirt.

That’s right, Jennifer Nicole Lee has officially started nicknaming her own body via articles of clothing. Her body shall now be known as a Lethal Weapon from this day forward. I mean, look, it says right so on the shirt in big pink kindergarten letters. It’s intended for even the old and blind to read. Its like those old people phones with the big numbers except its Jennifer’s awesome hard body. What more could you possibly ask for?

Honestly, I usually start getting tired of blatant media whoring when it seems too forced. And this most definitely seems too forced. But I am giving Jennifer a free pass. She used to be fat, she has a lot of time to make up for.

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Amanda Bynes is mad about the Lindsay Lohan comparison.

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Amanda Bynes got a DUI and then shortly after, she went out partying in Hollywood again. And now some silly bloggers are comparing her to Lindsay Lohan because Lindsay. Just because both girls are young, actresses, that reside in Hollywood and both get DUI’s and then keep partying they really aren’t comparable. They are not the same at all. Totally different. So suck it.

via Radaronline:
Amanda thinks its extremely unfair that people are calling her the new Lindsay Lohan,” a source close to the actress tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “Comparisons between the two are just ridiculous as Amanda has never been arrested for drug possession or for stealing anything. Yes, she got arrested for a DUI, but that doesn’t mean that she is headed down the same road as Lindsay. Amanda doesn’t harbor any negative feelings towards Lindsay, she doesn’t even know her, she just thinks it’s sexist that the two are being compared. Men in Hollywood that get arrested for DUI’s don’t face the same scrutiny that women do and that is what really irks Amanda. She isn’t taking the DUI arrest lightly.”

Mean, sexest bloggers. Hopefully Lindsay, I mean Amanda, gets better and then realizes that at least one blog didn’t compare the two actresses, who live in Hollywood, with DUI’s and love to still party.

That’d be great.

Oh, here are some pictures of Amanda Bynes at last years’ MTV Music Award show.

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Louise Redknapp in a bikini

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Ok, first, in case you don’t know your photo’s prey…this is Louise Redknapp. Louise is a former lead singer from the girl group, Eternal, that was popular during the 90s. She was a judge on the UK version of So You Think You Can Dance. Louise is like 37 and still rocking a sick body. I mean, she’s older but still fit. She’s married, that’s the bad news, you know in case any of us scum thought about stalking her for years until she finally gave in and said yes to the little home crafted thread ring that I made for her during my adult arts and craft group. Wow, I just made myself sound super weird. Whatever. Don’t hate.

THese pictures are from Barbados, because that’s what former girl band lead singers that are still rich do, they hang out in Barbados in a bikini and still look hot. Didn’t you all get the memo?

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Kim Kardashian wants to preside over Glendale, California

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So the LA Times is reporting that Kim Kardashian want to run for the mayor of Glendale.

via LA Times:“I decided I’m going to run for the mayor of Glendale,” Kardashian said, later clarifying that “it’s going to be in, like, five years.”
The reality star, who is currently a registered voter in the city of Los Angeles, said she would choose to run for office in Glendale “because it’s, like, Armenian town.” She said she needs to obtain residency in the city in order to run for the mayorship, adding that she and [her friend/campain manager] Keshishian are “looking into all the requirements.”

Two current Glendale city councilmen, in fact, have already thrown support behind Kardashian.
“I would support her,” Glendale City Councilman Rafi Manoukian told E! News. “I think she would make an excellent mayor.”
And City Councilman and former Mayor Ara Najarian told the Glendale News-Press that he has offered her the position of “honorary chief of staff” to give her a crash course on city matters.

Get ready Southern California, policies gonna be changin.’ First things first, all women that cheat on their husbands with a black rapper gets a tax break. And you get even further tax breaks if its on film and you are clearly rolling on ecstasy.

These pictures are from her appearance on The Today Show in New York City last week. Not relevant to her upcoming political campaign, but at least she does look good in a tight blue dress. So there’s that.

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OMG, celebrities are at Coachella!!!! Have you heard?

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Unless you are living in a cave then you have to know that Coachella is going on right now. If its not bad enough that my entire Facebook feed has been murdered by it, I now have to deal with all the celebrity fall out. “Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton at Coachella hanging with the normal people!” Oh screw you, I’m far from normal. I have all kinds of mental issues, but that’s for another day and for my other personality to explain.

Glee’s Lea Michele showed up and of course she was hanging with the “normal people” in the VIP Lacoste Roped off area. Because that’s how celebrities like Lea roll, in sexy bikinis protected by furry alligator icons. But at least she is in a bikini, which makes things a lot better for me.

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Miley Cyrus continues to hoochify it up for Hollywood with Skull dress

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and for us. God Bless her heart and the pilates wardrobe that she continues to grace us with in her closet. Or maybe she isn’t thinking of us, maybe she is thinking of Liam Hemsworth’s new found fame and the fact that he can now bang any chick he wants, maybe even Lindsay Lohan, if he pleases. So maybe she is trying to make him jealous, which could actually be interpreted in being about me, because check this out, if she bangs me, then he will be super jealous and guess what? I’m a totally easy lay. And how mad would this guy be to think that a loser like me totally got up on his chick. Answer? Totally hateful. The kinda hate only experienced by airline staff that has to deal with Alec Baldwin. That’s how much hate there would be. So in a way, Miley Cyrus is slutting it up just for me.

God I am awesome. I almost need a post that solely discusses how completely awesome I am. Go Miley. Keep up the parade, baby you know I’m here in my parents basement watching. Sexy huh?

Check out Miley in her dress with skulls. Scary!

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Good Monday Morning, it’s Leighton Meester in a bikini

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I know, you’re sour this morning because it’s a crappy Monday morning. You’re still hungover from Sunday Funday. You feel your life is in disarray. You have to sit at that office all damn day. What could possibly make it better? Well, the title gives us all a wonderful hint. Its Gossip Girl Leighton Meester in a bikini. Further? Its Leighton Meester in a  bikini rocking some a#$ crack for us as well. Some guy is also slapping her ass and risking an a$% kicking from me. I don’t take that kinda crap lightly, especially on a Monday, because I’m a bad@#s. So there.

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