Louise Redknapp in a bikini

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Ok, first, in case you don’t know your photo’s prey…this is Louise Redknapp. Louise is a former lead singer from the girl group, Eternal, that was popular during the 90s. She was a judge on the UK version of So You Think You Can Dance. Louise is like 37 and still rocking a sick body. I mean, she’s older but still fit. She’s married, that’s the bad news, you know in case any of us scum thought about stalking her for years until she finally gave in and said yes to the little home crafted thread ring that I made for her during my adult arts and craft group. Wow, I just made myself sound super weird. Whatever. Don’t hate.

THese pictures are from Barbados, because that’s what former girl band lead singers that are still rich do, they hang out in Barbados in a bikini and still look hot. Didn’t you all get the memo?

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Kim Kardashian wants to preside over Glendale, California

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So the LA Times is reporting that Kim Kardashian want to run for the mayor of Glendale.

via LA Times:“I decided I’m going to run for the mayor of Glendale,” Kardashian said, later clarifying that “it’s going to be in, like, five years.”
The reality star, who is currently a registered voter in the city of Los Angeles, said she would choose to run for office in Glendale “because it’s, like, Armenian town.” She said she needs to obtain residency in the city in order to run for the mayorship, adding that she and [her friend/campain manager] Keshishian are “looking into all the requirements.”

Two current Glendale city councilmen, in fact, have already thrown support behind Kardashian.
“I would support her,” Glendale City Councilman Rafi Manoukian told E! News. “I think she would make an excellent mayor.”
And City Councilman and former Mayor Ara Najarian told the Glendale News-Press that he has offered her the position of “honorary chief of staff” to give her a crash course on city matters.

Get ready Southern California, policies gonna be changin.’ First things first, all women that cheat on their husbands with a black rapper gets a tax break. And you get even further tax breaks if its on film and you are clearly rolling on ecstasy.

These pictures are from her appearance on The Today Show in New York City last week. Not relevant to her upcoming political campaign, but at least she does look good in a tight blue dress. So there’s that.

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Kim Kardashian wants to preside over Glendale, California

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So the LA Times is reporting that Kim Kardashian want to run for the mayor of Glendale.

via LA Times:“I decided I’m going to run for the mayor of Glendale,” Kardashian said, later clarifying that “it’s going to be in, like, five years.”
The reality star, who is currently a registered voter in the city of Los Angeles, said she would choose to run for office in Glendale “because it’s, like, Armenian town.” She said she needs to obtain residency in the city in order to run for the mayorship, adding that she and [her friend/campain manager] Keshishian are “looking into all the requirements.”

Two current Glendale city councilmen, in fact, have already thrown support behind Kardashian.
“I would support her,” Glendale City Councilman Rafi Manoukian told E! News. “I think she would make an excellent mayor.”
And City Councilman and former Mayor Ara Najarian told the Glendale News-Press that he has offered her the position of “honorary chief of staff” to give her a crash course on city matters.

Get ready Southern California, policies gonna be changin.’ First things first, all women that cheat on their husbands with a black rapper gets a tax break. And you get even further tax breaks if its on film and you are clearly rolling on ecstasy.

These pictures are from her appearance on The Today Show in New York City last week. Not relevant to her upcoming political campaign, but at least she does look good in a tight blue dress. So there’s that.

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Miley Cyrus continues to hoochify it up for Hollywood with Skull dress

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and for us. God Bless her heart and the pilates wardrobe that she continues to grace us with in her closet. Or maybe she isn’t thinking of us, maybe she is thinking of Liam Hemsworth’s new found fame and the fact that he can now bang any chick he wants, maybe even Lindsay Lohan, if he pleases. So maybe she is trying to make him jealous, which could actually be interpreted in being about me, because check this out, if she bangs me, then he will be super jealous and guess what? I’m a totally easy lay. And how mad would this guy be to think that a loser like me totally got up on his chick. Answer? Totally hateful. The kinda hate only experienced by airline staff that has to deal with Alec Baldwin. That’s how much hate there would be. So in a way, Miley Cyrus is slutting it up just for me.

God I am awesome. I almost need a post that solely discusses how completely awesome I am. Go Miley. Keep up the parade, baby you know I’m here in my parents basement watching. Sexy huh?

Check out Miley in her dress with skulls. Scary!

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OMG, celebrities are at Coachella!!!! Have you heard?

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Unless you are living in a cave then you have to know that Coachella is going on right now. If its not bad enough that my entire Facebook feed has been murdered by it, I now have to deal with all the celebrity fall out. “Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton at Coachella hanging with the normal people!” Oh screw you, I’m far from normal. I have all kinds of mental issues, but that’s for another day and for my other personality to explain.

Glee’s Lea Michele showed up and of course she was hanging with the “normal people” in the VIP Lacoste Roped off area. Because that’s how celebrities like Lea roll, in sexy bikinis protected by furry alligator icons. But at least she is in a bikini, which makes things a lot better for me.

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OMG, celebrities are at Coachella!!!! Have you heard?

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Unless you are living in a cave then you have to know that Coachella is going on right now. If its not bad enough that my entire Facebook feed has been murdered by it, I now have to deal with all the celebrity fall out. “Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton at Coachella hanging with the normal people!” Oh screw you, I’m far from normal. I have all kinds of mental issues, but that’s for another day and for my other personality to explain.

Glee’s Lea Michele showed up and of course she was hanging with the “normal people” in the VIP Lacoste Roped off area. Because that’s how celebrities like Lea roll, in sexy bikinis protected by furry alligator icons. But at least she is in a bikini, which makes things a lot better for me.

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Miley Cyrus continues to hoochify it up for Hollywood with Skull dress

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and for us. God Bless her heart and the pilates wardrobe that she continues to grace us with in her closet. Or maybe she isn’t thinking of us, maybe she is thinking of Liam Hemsworth’s new found fame and the fact that he can now bang any chick he wants, maybe even Lindsay Lohan, if he pleases. So maybe she is trying to make him jealous, which could actually be interpreted in being about me, because check this out, if she bangs me, then he will be super jealous and guess what? I’m a totally easy lay. And how mad would this guy be to think that a loser like me totally got up on his chick. Answer? Totally hateful. The kinda hate only experienced by airline staff that has to deal with Alec Baldwin. That’s how much hate there would be. So in a way, Miley Cyrus is slutting it up just for me.

God I am awesome. I almost need a post that solely discusses how completely awesome I am. Go Miley. Keep up the parade, baby you know I’m here in my parents basement watching. Sexy huh?

Check out Miley in her dress with skulls. Scary!

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Courtney Love tweets apology to Francis Bean

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So last week Courtney Love took to Twitter basically saying that Dave Grohl tried to bang Francis Bean (or did) because he was always into Kurt Cobain like that. And this week, a publicist clearly got into the picture and Courtney tweeted “Bean, sorry I believe the gossip. Mommy loves you.” Here is Courtney’s Twitter account, ablaze with a spectacle of madness and paranoia.

At Coachella this weekend they resurrected Tupac. Snoop, PDiddy, Dr. Dre, among others took part, apparently it was sick and awesome and all the words you describe cool events. Maybe they should resurrect Kurt Cobain next year and have him kicking Courtney’s face in. Just a thought.

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Good Monday Morning, it’s Leighton Meester in a bikini

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I know, you’re sour this morning because it’s a crappy Monday morning. You’re still hungover from Sunday Funday. You feel your life is in disarray. You have to sit at that office all damn day. What could possibly make it better? Well, the title gives us all a wonderful hint. Its Gossip Girl Leighton Meester in a bikini. Further? Its Leighton Meester in a  bikini rocking some a#$ crack for us as well. Some guy is also slapping her ass and risking an a$% kicking from me. I don’t take that kinda crap lightly, especially on a Monday, because I’m a bad@#s. So there.

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Good Monday Morning, it’s Leighton Meester in a bikini

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I know, you’re sour this morning because it’s a crappy Monday morning. You’re still hungover from Sunday Funday. You feel your life is in disarray. You have to sit at that office all damn day. What could possibly make it better? Well, the title gives us all a wonderful hint. Its Gossip Girl Leighton Meester in a bikini. Further? Its Leighton Meester in a  bikini rocking some a#$ crack for us as well. Some guy is also slapping her ass and risking an a$% kicking from me. I don’t take that kinda crap lightly, especially on a Monday, because I’m a bad@#s. So there.

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